Katy Perry
Russell Brand
Wow, That's Trifling! Russell Brand Jokes About His Past Sex Life With Ex-wife Katy Perry
August 05, 2013GWL Staff
I guess she forgot that he was a known douche-bag before she married him!
Comedian/actor Russell Brand is letting it all out when it comes to his past sex-life with ex-wife Katy Perry. Brand made an off-color joke about having sex with Perry during a warm-up gig for his Messiah Complex tour at the Soho Theater last week.
The funny-man joked that after his divorce was finalized, he considered becoming a monk. Brand said:
"I'd be thinking 'think of anyone, anyone else," during sex with ex-wife Katy Perry. "When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone," Brand reportedly said. "When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different." To the 38-year-old comedian being married to one person is apparently no different than being celibate. He went on to quip that he would often have to fantasize about other women."
WOW!...
Plus, Perry, who has since moved on to a relationship with musician John Mayer, confessed to Vogue that she always found Brand's sense of humor attractive, but didn't appreciate being a punch line for his stand-up shows. "He started making jokes about me and he didn't know I was in the audience," she recalled, of a time that she surprised Brand at one of his shows.
source: NYDailyNews
"I'd be thinking 'think of anyone, anyone else," during sex with ex-wife Katy Perry. "When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone," Brand reportedly said. "When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different." To the 38-year-old comedian being married to one person is apparently no different than being celibate. He went on to quip that he would often have to fantasize about other women."
WOW!...
Plus, Perry, who has since moved on to a relationship with musician John Mayer, confessed to Vogue that she always found Brand's sense of humor attractive, but didn't appreciate being a punch line for his stand-up shows. "He started making jokes about me and he didn't know I was in the audience," she recalled, of a time that she surprised Brand at one of his shows.
source: NYDailyNews
2 comments
I don't think he's funny
ReplyDeleteI dont thinks hes funn either.. I am sure he would be good in a vampire movie as he has the look for it - 15
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